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An invitation to all sissies
If any sissy reader happens to find herself around Fairbourne Hall, please feel free to drop in and visit us; you will always find a warm welcome here.
We could sit in the drawing room or out on the lawn and Sissy Karen would be delighted to serve us a pot of tea and a slice of her delicious Victoria sponge cake.
The only stipulation is that you arrive in proper sissy clothes. Some acceptable examples are shown below.
After reading about the above invitation, two sissies did in fact present themselves at Fairbourne Hall on the very same day, requesting, very innocently, to be allowed to partake of a pot of tea together with Mistress Rosemary and Sissy Karen.
Sissy Jamieanne looked lovely in her black and white maid’s uniform with pretty petticoats, cute apron, black tights, low black heels and red lipstick.
Sissy Sally looked stunning in a gorgeous pale lilac flared dress with lots of lace and bows, pale pink satin shoes and a wonderful bonnet.
Oh, what silly sissies!
Frau Bertha von Liechtenstein was sent to the gatehouse to receive the two sissies, smiling pleasantly and inviting them to accompany her to the Hall. Mistress Rosemary was already waiting for them outside the front door and wished them a warm welcome to the Hall.
“Oh, what beautiful dresses you’re both are wearing, my darlings!” she exclaimed “You look so delicate and pretty. Jamieanne, you look as if you want to work here.” she joked. “How lovely that you’ve come all the way from the American Mid-West to visit us.
And Sally dearest, I hear that you have come from Europe, just to visit us! How sweet. You both must be very tired; Sissy Karen will take you both to the visitor’s powder room to freshen up your makeup, then we’ll go outside for tea; it’s a lovely sunny day.” she exclaimed brightly.
Sally had a gift-wrapped cardboard box in her arms, and she presented it to Mistress Rosemary, “This is little gift that I brought all the way from my home; I baked it myself.” she said shyly, dropping her gaze and blushing deeply.
“How kind of you, Sally dear. Thank you very much.”
Sissy Karen showed them upstairs to the powder room and waited outside. The horrible fact is that Sissy Karen was burning with jealousy. “These two hussies think they can come here into the Hall and put me in the shade with their antsy fancy costumes.” she fumed inside.
“Ready, sissies?” asked Karen when they came out, giving them a false smile, “Then let’s go outside and I’ll serve everyone a nice pot of tea.”
Mistress Rosemary was already sitting in a cane chair in the summerhouse which overlooked the lawn and flowerbeds. A small table was set with cups, saucers, plates, the best silverware and a vase of freshly cut flowers from the flowerbeds.
Hank Strongbow politely helped Jamieanne and Sally into their chairs.
What a delightful garden you have, Mistress Rosemary” said Sissy Sally, then not to be outdone, Sissy Jamieanne said “I just adore your dress, Mistress Rosemary.”
It was a lovely summer day in Devonshire – the flower beds were ablaze with delphiniums, anemones, peonies, and phlox. It was a perfect time to enjoy teatime.
Mistress Rosemary had opened the gift box – it contained the most wonderful Austrian Sacher Torte – a moist chocolate sponge filled with a fine layer of apricot jam, smothered in a smooth chocolate glaze.
Next to it was Sissy Karen’s Victoria sponge cake.
Mistress Rosemary offered each person a slice of cake, and Sissy Karen was incensed inside when everyone asked for the Sucher Torte, leaving the Victoria sponge cake untouched. Sissy Karen had begun to loathe Sissy Sally.
Each person was served, and just as Sissy Sally was about to taste her Sucher Torte, Hank strode forward and snapped shut an electric shock collar on both Sissy Sally’s and Sissy Jamieanne’s necks.
The two sissies squealed in shock and horror, leaping up, tipping their Sucher Torte on the floor and upsetting their tea all over the table.
Sissy Karen grinned.
Mistress Rosemary stood up, crossed her arms, and sternly declared “You two silly little girls didn’t think you could come into the Hall as if you were my equals, did you? Sissy Karen has earned her retirement after years of faithful service, and anyway, she’s now a professional ballerina and doesn’t have time for household chores. As of this moment you will both report to her and address her respectfully as Mistress Karen. Each of you will now be a Novice Maid at Fairbourne Hall. Attempting to leave the Hall will automatically give you an electric shock that will knock you off your feet.”
Sissy Karen – now Mistress Karen - dragged the two sissies by their ears and pulled them off to the Box Room.
“There’s only one bed but that won’t be a problem,” she snapped “Jamieanne will sleep from midnight to 5am, and Sally will sleep from 7pm to midnight…seven days a week!
You’ll both report to me at 6am sharp in the servants’ kitchen tomorrow, dressed in the maids’ uniforms that you’ll find in your room.”
Sissy Jamieanne was sobbing uncontrollably – she was a wreck. Her world had been shattered.
“But, but, but you can’t…” protested Sally, “this can’t be happening.”
“Oh yes I can, young lady!” snapped back Mistress Karen “and for that impertinent remark, you’ll receive 10 stripes of The Tickler next Sunday! Oh, and by the way, Punishment Hour is from 11am to noon every Sunday. Don’t be late.”
Both Jamieanne and Sally protested, shouting “This can’t be true; we only wanted a cup of tea. Don’t do this…you can’t…you can’t.” but Mistress Karen had had enough of their nonsense – she pressed the SHOCK button on each remote control.
Both Sissy Jamieanne and Sissy Sally shrieked in pain, grasping their shock collars, and falling to the floor, writhing and attempting unsuccessfully to wrench the collars off.
“If I hear another complaint from either of you two silly sissies, I’ll notch it up to TOP shock power! Do you understand me, sissies?”
“Yes, yes, yes, Mistress Karen” they both screeched back, tears streaming down their cheeks, ruining their mascara, “Forgive us, forgive us, Mistress Karen; we beg your forgiveness, Mistress.”
“Are you going to obey me without question?” Karen asked curtly.
“Yes, yes, Mistress Karen. We will obey.”
Reality had slapped Sissy Sally and Sissy Jamieanne in the face very hard.
Their lives were about to change.
A lot.
100 hundred years later
It was in the rein of Charles III that the aforesaid personages lived and quarreled; good or bad, handsome or ugly, rich or poor, they are all equal now.
(Adapted from the last part of the final scene of Barry Lyndon, directed by Stanley Kubrick)
Cast of characters in order of appearance
- Stanley Kubrick
- Sissy Jamieanne
- Sissy Sally
- Charles Dickens
- Brigadier Rowland Arthur St John Peters
- Lady Sarah Warwick
- Agatha Wilhelmina St John Peters
- Kevin William St John Peters (aka Bindi, Sissy Karen)
- Ralph St John Peters
- Penelope Fitz Carter
- Dennis St John Peters (aka Priscilla, Mistress Rosemary)
- Marianne
- Frederick George Buddage
- Florence Violet Buddage
- Elizabeth Daisy Gigglesworth
- Clive Alan Swerver
- Mrs Browning
- Tina
- Jacob Peters
- Charlotte St John
- Winston
- Christina Rossetti
- Hugh Botherington
- Sir Charles St John Peters
- Lady Juliette St John Peters
- Aunt Georgina
- Cherie
- Doreen
- Mr Culpepper
- Gwendoline Culpepper
- Jack Longstaff
- Reverend Ashley Bonham Hart
- Mrs Vera Prime
- George Snodgrass
- Irma Fernlove
- Piers Higginbottom
- Peregrine Sneed
- Sir Andrew Slammer-Jones
- KC Henry Snuff-Brown
- KC James Leverstone
- Rosemary Church
- Christiane Amanpour
- Jane Burlington
- Gurumarra
- Bindi Irwin
- Steve Irwin
- Natasha
- Brett Dowsing
- Doctor Bertram Coffin
- Frau Bertha von Liechtenstein
- George Harper
- Lucy Harper
- Nancy Hastings
- Hank Strongbow
- Mistress Rosemary
- Dianne
- Sissy Karen
- St Michael Archangel
- Marie Antoinette
- King Charles III
- Barry Lyndon
How to solve a 4x4 Magic Square
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd7Okbka71I
Swan Lake by Tchaikovsky
The Dying Swan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ4uowripdw
Rosemary Church and Christiane Amanpour are well known and respected newscasters who appear regularly on CNN, and they have been parodied in a lighthearted, humorous vein.
Christina Rossetti, Bindi Irwin, Steve Irwin, Marie Antoinette, King Charles III and Stanley Kubrick are/were real people and have been included solely to add literary background and colour to the story.
Sissy Karen, Sissy Sally and Sissy Jamieanne are real sissies and are all alive and well, working very hard at their never-ending drudgery under the strict control of their respective Mistresses.
Except for the abovenamed people - Names, characters, places and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual events, or persons, living or dead, is coincidental.
Liberal use has been made of pictures and photos in the public domain and are to be found on the Internet. Subtitles and descriptions have been changed to adapt to this story.
The author gratefully acknowledges the use of the term The Tickler, shamefully plagiarized from Great Expectations by Charles Dickens.
The author does not approve of, or advocate any type of physical, mental, emotional, or psychological punishment or torture.
The author is an animal lover and detests all forms of cruelty to animals.
The author wishes to thank Sissy Karen Josephine for her gracious permission to publish this story on her website. Without her constant support and suggestions, this work would not have been possible.